—On Being Cheated On (Poem)

Only hours away

I was taking you

To the happiest place on earth

— a birthday gift

I wanted to share with you…

Foolish to think you deserved

To be treated like a prince.

Pathetic of me

To dream of such a Fantasyland.

Meanwhile you’re in Adventureland

Swiping and matching with girls

Who are willing to give your dick a ride.

Or should I say Splash Mountain

You’d rather get it sucked

“I’m thinkin like only fans girl

Blows photographer”

Perhaps you’re at the wrong theme park

You can try another streaming service too

Disney+ doesn’t allow “rated XXX”

— what the fuck made you think

That your girlfriend would too.